Please give a short list of cleaning credentials______________________________.
What size speedo do you wear? Small/Medium/Large/XXXL(it means exactly what you think)
What is your agility/flexibility range on a scale of 1-10, 10 being most agile_____.
Pervocity is not only demanded, it is a requirement and a priviledge. Anyone who does not comply with all Pervocity related standards shall be placed in the Genital Cuff until further notice! THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!!
Are you accustomed to living in a basement? Yes/No/Where are the shackles?
What awards among Mud Wrestling/Jell-O Wrestling/Baby Oil Wrestling do you hold?__________.
How often do you masturbate? NEVER!/Hardly/Often/Pervotard/Lost Count/Broken Wrists
Do you cry during orgasms? Yes/No/Mommy Didn’t Love Me!
A description of your sexual stamina level is Bill Schulz/Limp/Pervotard/SuperFreak
Are you able to put on a condom using the French method? No/Yes/Huh?
A further requirement is to possess the ability to look fetching in a shorty robe. These will be provided and you have several options to choose from. They are as follows: Satin, Kitten Fur, Puppy Fur, Skin of Baby Birds, and Muskrat. One size fits most…Hole in the back included!
~ALL APPLICANTS MUST UNQUESTIONABLY SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF MISTRESS SANDI!~