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metalgirl_1-00000.jpgAre you now or have you ever been naked? Yes/No/Maybe

Please give a short list of cleaning credentials______________________________.

What size speedo do you wear? Small/Medium/Large/XXXL(it means exactly what you think)

What is your agility/flexibility range on a scale of 1-10, 10 being most agile_____.

Pervocity is not only demanded, it is a requirement and a priviledge. Anyone who does not comply with all Pervocity related standards shall be placed in the Genital Cuff until further notice! THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!!

Are you accustomed to living in a basement? Yes/No/Where are the shackles?

What awards among Mud Wrestling/Jell-O Wrestling/Baby Oil Wrestling do you hold?__________.

How often do you masturbate? NEVER!/Hardly/Often/Pervotard/Lost Count/Broken Wrists

Do you cry during orgasms? Yes/No/Mommy Didn’t Love Me!

A description of your sexual stamina level is Bill Schulz/Limp/Pervotard/SuperFreak

Are you able to put on a condom using the French method? No/Yes/Huh?

A further requirement is to possess the ability to look fetching in a shorty robe. These will be provided and you have several options to choose from. They are as follows: Satin, Kitten Fur, Puppy Fur, Skin of Baby Birds, and Muskrat. One size fits most…Hole in the back included!




  1. I’m definitely a total perv and am willing to dawn any sort of robe regardless of material or self-incrimination. I cry during orgasms, generally, but what the hell is the “French Method” for putting on a condom.

    • MetalGirl1
    • Posted March 5, 2008 at 9:28 AM
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    I’m so happy to hear you’re a total perv….love that in a man…since you cry during orgasms you will be beaten…and then comforted…then beaten again…just on principle you understand…BTW~The French method is putting it on with your mouth and no hands…HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

  2. Huh. Okay, that condom trick is a new one on me. Glad you find dudes who like to perv out a total party.

    • spaceagent
    • Posted March 5, 2008 at 3:04 PM
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    Excellent… Well done.

    Stamina Level… Bill Schulz. Funny. Although Bill’s been boxing, so I think his stamina level is up. There’s a preview (kind of) video posted on the Activity Pit.

    • MetalGirl1
    • Posted March 5, 2008 at 6:00 PM
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    Thanks spaceagent!! I saw the vid of his fight at The Pit!! Too funny!! Although I’d like to say that sexual stamina level and boxing stamina level are two very different things….not sure Bill would last long…..HAHAHAHA!!! that just sounds funny…

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