The question over this man’s religion has gone on for far too long so let me just end this silly arguement once and for all.

Obarfbag is NOT a Muslim.

If you’re inclined to think that he is then I’d suggest you take a look at his wife and daughters and then think about it just one more time.

That being said, he’s certainly no Christian either.

It’s common knowledge that his membership in Wright’s so-called Church was for nothing more than political gain and if he were to ever convert to Islam then it would no doubt be for the exact same reason as we still observe that he doesn’t take Christianity seriously.

With apologies to Ann Coulter, neither is he an atheist.

How do I know this?

Well, isn’t it blatantly obvious?

He’s clearly a man who sees himself as being God!

In other words, his religion is his own ego, selfishness, and lust for power.

Refering to Tammy Bruce’s astute assessment about malignant narcissism, everything is all about him!

On the bright side, at least the real God doesn’t think he’s Obama.

At the risk of garnering a bit of hatred from some fellow right-wingers for this, it’s still the responsible thing to say.

For years now, many prominent conservatives have lauded the idea of a Balanced Budget Amendment.

While this may sound good in theory, it could actually be very dangerous in practice!

A severe national emergency could potentially force the government into deficit spending.

What happens when the next Pearl Harbor or 9/11 strikes us and we’re left with no choice but to go to war?

How are we to pay for it without incuring debt?

The Framers understood this possibility and that’s precisely why they specifically gave Congress the power “To borrow Money on the credit of the United States” in Article 1. Section 8. of our Constitution.

Furthermore, would such a rule not make us guilty of one of the very things that we so abhor about the left?

“We can’t control ourselves and keep our own house in order so we need a new law to make us do it!”

In other words, it would be an open admission of irresponsibilty and, even worse, that the American Experiment is a failure.

“Man cannot govern himself!”

My guess is that the left would love nothing more than to rub that in our faces.

What should we do then, you might ask?

If the solution isn’t apparent by now, it’s all too simple!

Not easy, but simple!

RESPONSIBILTY!

WE THE PEOPLE must exercise responsibility when casting our votes to elect leaders who will do the same while firing the ones that refuse to do so.

I know this is a hard pill to swallow while facing 14 trillion dollars of debt but it’s still the RESPONSIBLE thing to do.

Unless, of course, we’ve come to the conclusion that RESPONSIBILTY is as outdated as the left considers our Constitution to be.

So, the delightfully anti-business, anti-capitalism and anti-common sense cap-and-trade bill passed the House of Representatives by the thinnest of margins – 219-212 – despite John Boehner’s noble pseudo-filibuster, in which he read the 300-page bill for an hour. The bill, like the stimulus (which is helping our economy SO much), wasn’t actually read by anyone in Congress before the vote, and Boehner (who I am calling Killa B from this point on since I am struggling to spell his name correctly) decided to rectify the situation.

Regardless, eight Republicans voted for the bill. Had they voted against it, it would not have passed.

They are:
Mary Bono Mack (CA)
Mike Castle (DE – May run for Senate in 2010)
Mark Kirk (IL – Also may run for Senate in 2010)
Leonard Lance (NJ)
Frank LoBiondo (NJ)
John McHugh (NY)
Dave Reichert (WA)
Chris Smith (NJ)

Now, before you all get excited about the 44 Democrats who voted against the bill, keep in mind that Dennis Kucinich and several others took a cue from far-Left groups, such as Greenpeace, and voted the way they did because they felt that the bill didn’t go far enough, not because they were Blue Dog Democrats who oppose spending slightly less than their ultra-liberal brethren.

There was really no reason to vote for this bill, if you were a Republican. The GOP should be rallying round condemnation of President Obama’s drastic expansion of Government, not aiding and abetting it by voting for massive tax increases, such as this. It would be one thing if voting against the conservative position was politically expedient, in order to keep a moderate district, such as voting for Federal funding of embryonic stem-cell research, but the fact is, opposition to big Government is a mainstream position. If anything, voting for cap-and-trade could very well hurt the eight defectors, especially in their primaries come next year.

In the meantime, give credit to Killa B and all of those who voted against cap-and-trade. Hopefully, predictions will hold true, and cap-and-trade will die in the Senate. Also, since I am a simple man who needs to have things explained with pretty pictures, here is an interesting map of how cap-and-trade affects the country, State-by-State.
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Special thanks to Nicole for snapping the shot

 By Damian

Sandi came into my life – and my hair – a little over a year ago. What a wild ride it’s been. Our sweet Sarah was selected as the Republican VP nominee, and now we’re a part of the fight to recruit her to defeat the Obama Menace.

Sandi is smart, sassy and a demon in the sack. She will gladly be your friend, but if you cross her, she will twist off your junk, play it like a fiddle, then send it to your family and friends – in pieces.

South Dakota is a rather misleading State geographically, since Sandi is always on top of her partner. Chips, dip, chains and whips are the name of the game, and it is strictly pants-optional.

That having been said, GET IN THE BASEMENT, NOW!!!  NO TALKING TO THE HOUSEBOYS!!!

By Erik

For more than a year now, Sandi Galligher aka Metalgirl_1 has been my closest friend and confidant. Her contributions to this blog have been prolific, brilliant and always hilarious. Although she is currently on hiatus, scouring the far reaches of the globe in search of fresh new houseboys as if Damian and Cheesy weren’t enough trouble as it is, I would like to take this opportunity to salute her as she begins her 44th year of gracing us with her marvelous presence. The more grateful souls among us know a true gift from the Lord upon baring witness. God bless you, Sandi. We love you more than you’ll ever know.

PS : A birthday is always a good excuse to post a thread.

P.S. It’s good to be back. I’ve certainly missed other RedEye cretins like myself.  Also my sister and dad are now sick perverted RedEye fans like myself.  I was able to convert both of them.  Hopefully this is a sure sign that the fanbase is slowly getting larger.

If you’re so cowardly and weak-minded as to let the libtard bullies destroy your confidence in the next Reagan with their lies, then shut your stupid pieholes and get the hell out of the way.

The media treated The Gipper with the same disgusting disrespect and we all know how that turned out.

Yes we can?

We’ve got a better one for you.

YES WE WILL!!!

I know 72 virgins that are going to be very disappointed.

The religion of piece of ass has now had it’s greatest weakness exploited by our CIA.

A 60-year-old Afghan warlord spilled more than just the beans on the Taliban after being given one little blue pill for each of his 4 much younger wives.

What’s really important is that we shouldn’t stop here.

In addition to the highly over advertised and even more overused boner pill, we should be flooding the entire middle east with porn, stippers, prostitutes, sex toys, fast food joints, alcohol and, of course, as many pork products as we can spare.

We’ll know we’ve won when we have fat, drunken pig farmers with herpes in Mecca.

After all, their carnal knowledge of other species shouldn’t be limited merely to goats.

Allah willing, they’ll wait until the barnyard sows have reached full maturity.

There are dungeons beneath the palace of wisdom and one would certainly not want to be fat, weak, diseased and addicted upon arrival. Prudence demands that we adhere to helpful teaching and reject the destructive but how does one balance this with pursuing a road of excess? The answer is as much in a house of worship as it is at the bottom of a bottle. It is as much in a history book as it is in a cookbook. It resonates in grandpa’s war stories just as much as it does in your own carnal instincts. I suppose the trick is, as I have done, to jump ship just before you sink with the rest of the boat. When I walk through that threshold and the doorman greets me, I’ll think to myself that I wish I’d learned just one more lesson from my father’s mistakes. Then, I’ll ask where the vodka is. 3 out of 4 ain’t bad. In the end, the human brain is much like a goldfish. It will grow in proportion to it’s environment. Does this make any sense? Hell no and it’s not supposed to. Get it?

If this dirtbag wanted to make any accurate references as to what Godless societies are really like, he’d have cited true examples such as China or Soviet era Russia.

The fact that he didn’t clearly indicates that he’s either grossly uneducated or just perpetuating foul deceit.

So tell us Bill, which is it?

This years birthday present will be just as good as last years as An American Carol is released in theaters on Oct 3rd. A mockery of the planet that made No. 3 on our still unpublished list of the 50 most annoying liberals in America is sure to please. Coincidentally, 3 is also the number of undisclosed national fast food chains that Moore single-handedly keeps in business. It’s also rumored to be the number of swine he calls a snack as well as how many times he flunked Phys. Ed. Hats off to the few brave souls in the commie bastion of Hollywood who had the courage to make this film. We should honor their efforts by making this movie a huge blockbuster thus sending a crystal clear message to the rest of that town about what we expect from them. Anyone who doesn’t dish out the cash to buy tickets for the whole family is worse than Moore himself directing a film sympathetic to Hitler starring George Clooney, Kathy Griffin, Danny Glover, Charlie Sheen, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin and none other than Sean Penn as the furor!