Howdy folks. I’m sorry that I haven’t posted in a while but I’ve spent the last several months being chained to a desk in an Obama supporters basement. Apparently they did not like it when I told them that I DID NOT vote for the Messiah. But all is well and I was able to escape from Mr. Olbermann’s abode. I wanted to talk about something that is really pissing me off. That is the asinine behavior of other college students like myself. Thankfully I will be graduating in mid-May so I won’t have to experience this directly for much longer but I can not stand how so many people with NO common sense and NO wisdom due to absolutely NO life experience can proclaim to know everything there is to know about life and the world at large. If your parents have supported you your entrie life and if you’ve NEVER had to a.) hold a job, b.) pay taxes, or c.) support a family, then you have absolutely no right to tell other in some cases much older people that you know everything about life and that they know nothing. After living with so many people like this over the last four years it is very easy to understand why my 58-year-old father detests college students.
P.S. It’s good to be back. I’ve certainly missed other RedEye cretins like myself. Also my sister and dad are now sick perverted RedEye fans like myself. I was able to convert both of them. Hopefully this is a sure sign that the fanbase is slowly getting larger.