I know 72 virgins that are going to be very disappointed.
The religion of piece of ass has now had it’s greatest weakness exploited by our CIA.
A 60-year-old Afghan warlord spilled more than just the beans on the Taliban after being given one little blue pill for each of his 4 much younger wives.
What’s really important is that we shouldn’t stop here.
In addition to the highly over advertised and even more overused boner pill, we should be flooding the entire middle east with porn, stippers, prostitutes, sex toys, fast food joints, alcohol and, of course, as many pork products as we can spare.
We’ll know we’ve won when we have fat, drunken pig farmers with herpes in Mecca.
After all, their carnal knowledge of other species shouldn’t be limited merely to goats.
Allah willing, they’ll wait until the barnyard sows have reached full maturity.
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This adds a whole new dimension to interrogation when the CIA asks ‘What’s up?’
The down side is they will now pop out more little terrorists and suicide bombers. Harem Scarem.
I guess we’ll just have to introduce the women to certain pill as well.
I just had to drop by after seeing your handle in Big Hollywood. Love the nic!
And the profile. Good on ya!
Feel free to drop by anytime if you can handle our wacky brand of humor.
This site was originally created for fans of Red Eye and The Daily Gut and just went from there.
Dog, How many viewers do you think Red Eye has besides me and the dude that lives in my basement? If Glenn Beck is on prime time, Red Eye should be too.
Red Eye’s audience is much larger than what most might think.
That being said, it’s far to racy for FNC to air during primetime.
Besides, they already dominate cable news with their current lineup.
Cavuto, Glenn, Bret, Shep, O’Reilly, Hannity and Greta are all No. 1 in their time slots.
Why would they want to change it?
Let’s just consider ourselves lucky that the biggest name in cable news is brave enough to even have Red Eye in the first place.