I know 72 virgins that are going to be very disappointed.
The religion of piece of ass has now had it’s greatest weakness exploited by our CIA.
A 60-year-old Afghan warlord spilled more than just the beans on the Taliban after being given one little blue pill for each of his 4 much younger wives.
What’s really important is that we shouldn’t stop here.
In addition to the highly over advertised and even more overused boner pill, we should be flooding the entire middle east with porn, stippers, prostitutes, sex toys, fast food joints, alcohol and, of course, as many pork products as we can spare.
We’ll know we’ve won when we have fat, drunken pig farmers with herpes in Mecca.
After all, their carnal knowledge of other species shouldn’t be limited merely to goats.
Allah willing, they’ll wait until the barnyard sows have reached full maturity.
