This years birthday present will be just as good as last years as An American Carol is released in theaters on Oct 3rd. A mockery of the planet that made No. 3 on our still unpublished list of the 50 most annoying liberals in America is sure to please. Coincidentally, 3 is also the number of undisclosed national fast food chains that Moore single-handedly keeps in business. It’s also rumored to be the number of swine he calls a snack as well as how many times he flunked Phys. Ed. Hats off to the few brave souls in the commie bastion of Hollywood who had the courage to make this film. We should honor their efforts by making this movie a huge blockbuster thus sending a crystal clear message to the rest of that town about what we expect from them. Anyone who doesn’t dish out the cash to buy tickets for the whole family is worse than Moore himself directing a film sympathetic to Hitler starring George Clooney, Kathy Griffin, Danny Glover, Charlie Sheen, Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin and none other than Sean Penn as the furor!
