Carefully considering his options, Otis Green is an aging baby boomer and a guy so nice that even his houseboys like him. He usually spends most of his time sitting in his tree house, enjoying his herbal remedies and watching the world go by but something has come up. A bizarre infection is forcing him to go to the doctor and he is told that he must first bathe in order to receive care. Unfortunately, soap is a rare commodity in Rancho Del Dildo, California, especially at the end of the month when one can’t trade an entire pound of pot for even a single bar. Fearing the end may be near and wanting to recapture his youth, he hitchhiked to the nearby bay area and began frolicking around where he happened upon one Sunshine Streisenberg in a local coffee shop. Being a woman of comparable age and mindset, the two quickly hit it off and she soon after convinced him to go skinny dipping. In one swoop miracle, all his problems were solved. Their companionship wouldn’t end there. Despite having breasts which had suffered the toll of never having known a bra, he quickly fell in love with her. The two now spend their days cultivating various plant life while feeding and fighting for the protection of the increasingly endangered squirrel in an effort to stop global warming.

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