You may liken the lovely Governor to a hurricane hitting a desert. Sarah Palin is nothing short of a gift from Almighty God unlike any other. Ronald Reagan is back in a skirt, lipstick and some really cute glasses. The DemocRATS are naturally terrified of a woman who has more balls than all the libtards on Earth combined. One can’t recall a point in our nations history when a running mate had such an impact on the campaign. It’s facinating to think that a presidential election might actually be ultimately decided by a candidates pick for VP as Palin’s favorability rating is higher than that of both Obama and McCain. As if that weren’t enough, the MSMs ruthless and relentless bombardment of lies and distortions about this woman is already backfiring. The Republican ticket has shot up to a substantial lead in what are already intentionally skewed polls as tons of women and swing voters are rallying to it. Chris Matthews is probably crying himself to sleep every night for fear that his dream of being the Monica under Barry’s desk will never come true. He and Ogremann should be thankful that their bosses didn’t give them the chance to hang themselves. With a Democrat such as Kinky Friedman now predicting that McCain and Palin will “waltz right into the White House”, what will the libtards do now other than continue to spread lies and shed tears? We suggest that they consider moving abroad. Nations such as China and Cuba are rumored to offer them the exact kind of policies they claim to prefer. Now, if you’ll excuse us, we need to purchase massive amounts of stock in tissues. In a related story, Barry Hussein is said to be investing in cosmetics and agriculture.