Tasha Ann Smelton may be a woman of ill repute but it’s never stopped her from getting what she wanted. She was so demanding at her first job as an exotic dancer that Big Al’s Porn, Pawn, Brothel, Bar & Grill was quickly driven completely out of business leaving the entire community of Cornhole Junction, Iowa devastated by recession, heartbroken and suicidal. Even in her days as a roadie for Winger, she never took no for an answer as particularly demonstrated by her insistence on only using condoms made from the bladders of livestock which she claimed was a family tradition. Her first husband died of an erection which lasted for more than 4 hours shortly after signing over all rights to his fishnet stocking manufacturing empire to her. After a series of bitter and nasty divorces, she left the fashion industry and has since pursued what most consider to be a rather mediocre carrer in zoology while using the money from the sale of her company to invest in GlaxoSmithKline who are best known as the makers of Valtrex. Recent rumors have suggested that she’s now embroiled in a torrid and allegedly abusive affair with retired 70’s porn stallion Harry Schlongensack. You go girl!
