I see no reason why any honest person would find Senator Gramm’s recent comments to be controversial.
Is your plasma TV not big enough?
You poor little thing!
Did your digital cable go out for a few hours twice already just this year?
Here’s a tissue.
Did you have to do without electricity for a few hours because of a severe thunderstorm sometime in the past year?
HEAVEN FORBID!
Did your brand new sports car bust a tire today?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
Do you not have enough food to gain that extra 50 pounds that you’re just dying to put on?
SOMEONE MUST PAY FOR THIS!
Is the Viagra no longer working as well as it used to?
IT’S ALL BUSH’S FAULT!!!
I could go on about this all day but I trust my point is clear.
GOD GAVE YOU EVERYTHING!
Now, shut up, sit down, stuff your ungrateful face with Filet Mignon and drink your Champagne.
If the Viagra still isn’t good enough for playtime, tell your well trained doctor to give you Levitra or Cialis instead.
