Monthly Archives: June 2008

On March 16, 1975, three women living in a Washington D.C. townhouse were awakened by the sound of their back door getting kicked in. There were two invaders. One of them violently attacked one of the women who was sleeping on the second floor. She was beaten and raped. Her two other roommates called the police from the third floor. Sure that help was coming, they climbed out onto the roof to seek safety. They saw a squad car slowly drive past but it never stopped. Completely terrified, the women crawled back into the house and called the police again. They then hid for a half hour until they heard no more noises downstairs. Assuming that the police had arrived and that they were safe, they went down to the second floor where the rapists were waiting. The women were savagely beaten and raped for the next 14 hours. The police never came.

By the grace of God, all three women survived and a lawsuit was brought against the D.C. police department. Ruling on the last appeal in 1981, the D.C. court of Appeals said, “The duty to provide public services is owed to the public at large, and, absent a special relationship between the police and an individual, no specific legal duty exists.” Translation? When you’re attacked, it’s between you and the criminal. Law enforcement isn’t required to help you.

Whether or not any of these who were attacked ever wanted to own a handgun, it wouldn’t be long before they would no longer legally have that option.

Trampling the clear intent of the Founding Fathers and what they felt to be one of our most important rights, the D.C. City Council’s Firearms Control Regulations Act of 1976 completely outlawed private ownership of handguns within the city.

The consequences were catastrophic. A murder rate that had been declining prior to the new restrictions rose 200% between 1976-1991 while the overall U.S. murder rate rose only 9%.

Other cities such as New York and Chicago experienced steady increases in murders for many years after their imposition of handgun restrictions. Their recently decrease in murders has been roughly proportionate to the rest of the country as the firearm murder rate dropped 41% nationally while the number of privately owned firearms rose by about 70 million from 1991-2006.

FNC’s Jeanine Pirro, who spent many years as a DA and Judge in the state of New York, has stated that she never saw a single case in which a legal firearm was used.

Even before the U.S. Supreme Court made a decision on District of Columbia v. Heller, a bipartisan majority in congress filed an amicus brief in the Heller case supporting the individual right view of the Second Amendment. 55 U.S. Senators, 250 House members Vice President Cheney signed on, making it the largest number on any congressional brief in history.

Both presidential candidates had an opportunity to sign this brief.

McCain signed.

B. Hussein McGovern Carter refused.

Although the court’s recent decision was certainly the correct one, the thought of what may happen under future courts with Justices appointed by leftist administrations seems very disturbing given the narrow 5 to 4 vote. As Tammy Bruce recently stated, the Constitution doesn’t give us our rights but rather tells the government what rights they can’t take away. Phrases such as “CONGRESS SHALL MAKE NO LAW” and “THE RIGHT of the people to keep and bear arms SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED” make this abundantly clear.

All of this begs the question as to what the megalibtards (who insist that society would be safer if criminals were the only ones to have guns) would have to say to the families of the victims of those who were denied their God given right to defend themselves from evildoers.

We’ll end it with one of Levy’s favorite sayings.

A WELL ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY!!!

Here’s a question that might make some think.

Whether or not one must ponder it may or may not speak volumes.

Why would the brain of a liberal be more expensive than that of a conservative?

Because you obviously have to pay more for somethnig which has never been used.

THIS IS A FOX NEWS ALERT!!!

It has come to my attention that the horrific floods in the midwest are NOT the work of global warming, but more of the evil deeds of the BushCheneyMcHitlerBurton Administration.  As the memory of Katrina fades we are now being faced with the flooding of an entire state!  As we all know, Iowa is the houseboy headquarters of the world, and now it would seem that BushCheneyMcHitlerBurton is threatened by the growing numbers of houseboys in that region.  This is the dictators way of reducing their numbers and thereby weakening their ever growing power.

Global warming is just a clever ruse for BushCheneyMcHitlerBurton to hide behind.  As we all remember, Katrina was just an evil plan to kill as many black people as possible without anyone being the wiser.  The evil overlords now threaten the entire world with their Halliburton manufactured weather control technology.  How many more must die before there is impeachment?  Is it not worth taking the lives of a handful to save the lives of six billion?

The tyrants working with the Jewish Mafia must be stopped!  We must re-instate the Second Amendment if only temporarily, and march on Washington!  After the entire vast right-wing conspiracy has been exterminated we can bulldoze the White House and use the land as a habitat for the increasingly endangered unicorn.  The Oral Office can then be moved to San Francisco where it belongs.  In a related story, the city of Boston has filed a petition claiming rights.

And now, we return you to live video of drunken midgets attempting to violate a family of angry badgers. 

Recently, TV’s Andy Levy was commended and rewarded for rescuing a litter of kittens from evil Macedonian environuts because they believed that the kittens were responsible for crop circles.  The kittens were thankful and agreed to participate in Andy’s experiments regarding the mapping of the feline genome.  Andy hopes to genetically engineer a cat with an intelligence comparable to that of a human being.  God bless you Mr. Levy and your noble efforts!  On a side note, Pixel and Stormy were initially jealous, but had a change of heart and decided NOT to pee on the floor.

Mistress Sandi’s growing obsession with Mexican houseboys has taken a frightening turn. Countless numbers of hispanic men are now following her around at WalMart. Attempts were made at luring them away with habaneros but I gave in to temptation and ate them myself. In a related story, fresh meat from Guadalajara has just been secured. We may just need a second basement built by cheap, illegal labor. I will proceed to get Sergio on the the phone. He needs to spend more time working and less time lusting after the one who holds my leash. Otherwise, he should stay on his own porch!

Since I was a teenager, prices for getting someone to talk about sex have risen dramatically, from about a quarter to a dollar.  Can you believe that?  I think that is totally unreasonable!  How is anyone supposed to learn anything??  Inflation sucks more than the education that you pay twenty bucks for!!  After all, it doesn’t require any kind of meaningful conversation!!  All it takes is two oversexed, understimulated, acne covered teenagers to discover the secrets of carnal knowledge all by themselves with no instruction manual in sight!  And if you disagree with me, then you sir, are worse than Paris Hilton without any Valtrex.