O’Reilly might be the one who gets scared

In an unprecedented action and state of affairs, Hillary has now agreed to appear on The O’Reilly Factor. With the far left base that she had originally took for granted now gravitating towards that pesky little brat Obama, she now has to pander to the right and the middle and try to make them think that mommy’s here to save them from her increasingly controversial competitor. Seeing as how populism is the Clinton philosophy, I surely can’t be the only one who saw this coming. I’m only surprised that I’m not surprised.

Help Petsmart help animals

For a couple of years I have been getting my old inkjet cartridges and sending them to a company that had a display in the PETSMART. Doing this PETSMART Charities gets money and thus it helps homeless animals. Now the company that was buying these cartridges is selling them recycled. If you will buy these inkjet cartridges PETSMART can get $2 for every cartridge purchased and $5 for every laser cartridge you buy.

In order to accomplish this you need to go to cartridgesandphones.com and make sure to pick PETSMART Charities as your charity of choice. It isnt any easier to do something for the homeless animals.

PLEASE HELP THE REAL HOMELESS THAT CANT HELP THEMSELVES.

Bass Eckelwards

So embarrassed that he even hid his face at one point, Bob Beckel struggled to try to explain the current division within his party in an interview on F&F this morning. I almost felt sorry for this guy if anyone can believe it. What was even more sad was his feeble attempt to offer a solution to the dilemma that is the result of the superdelegate system which he himself helped to create. He proposes that the winner in each state be given a bonus among the delegates or something of that nature. Can anyone really take this guy seriously when his answer is to make the process even more complicated and even less democratic? I see this as being parallel to the left wing policy of bigger government. It is, after all, the same twisted excuse for logic. In their minds, bureaucracy equals progess despite the fact that history has proven the exact opposite to be true. The agenda advocated by the so called “progressives” is, IN ABSOLUTE TRUTH, REGRESSIVE! For these morons to continue to insist upon a failed approach is mind boggling and makes any reasonable person question not only their education but their sanity as well. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to sit back and watch as the liberal retards keep trying to build things from the top down.

Standing Rock Indian Reservation

    

      The other day I rode along with my best friend out to The Standing Rock Indian Reservation at Ft. Yates, North Dakota.  We went out there to meet a pathologist from the FBI, and some other FBI agents who are investigating the murder of my best friends brother.  He was murdered in 1997 at 15 years of age by some other kids of the same age.  There were 3 of them.  Torrey explained to me that she knows exactly who did this to her brother.  She told me that now they are in their 20’s and are having a really hard time living with what they have done.  She said she told them at the time when this happened that as they got older they would have a harder time dealing with it.  In response they looked at her and just said, “Fuck you bitch! Prove it!”  Now she is only a few short steps away from having the physical evidence to do that very thing. 

     Before we started this meeting the gentleman who was conducting the meeting turned to me and asked me, ” Not to be rude or anything, but who exactly are you and how do you fit into all of this?”  My best friend Torrey sort of broke in and explained that I am her best friend and like a sister to her.  Then this man explained that in Native American Culture when 2 or more people gather together for any reason at all, it doesn’t matter what different races there are, they become bonded together like family forever.  This man looked at me and said, “Your mother passed away recently didn’t she?”  I was floored by his question.  I said, “Yes sir, she did, how did you know?”  He told me that he could feel her and see her energy around me.  He also told me that she is upset and worried for me right now.  He then went into a prayer in Native American language which was the most beautiful thing I think I’ve ever heard.  After the prayer, he explained that he is a Shaman of the Lakota Sioux Tribe at the  Standing Rock Reservation.  Being in the same room with him you could feel his energy and the power he holds.  Torrey has this same power, as do all of her siblings.  As it has been explained to me, she is of a royal bloodline in the Lakota Sioux Tribe. 

     Torrey also explained to me that she has dreams about people.  Sometimes she knows who they are other times not.  These dreams are usually things that haven’t happened yet.  For instance, when my mother was becoming sicker and sicker last summer, she knew that my Mom would be dying, she just didn’t know when for sure.  When I told her that I was flying out there to be with her, she just said, ” You realize this will be the last opportunity you will have to spend with her don’t you?”  I said yes, but how did you know that?    All she said in response was, ” I just know.” 

     Her entire family that I met adopted me as “Their White Girl” which I thought was hilarious!  They told me that although I am adopted and am not sure of my heritage that I should seek out where I come from because they all had a strong feeling that I am Native American.  They told me that anytime at all I am welcome to come to the Reservation to visit.  An invitation that is rarely given out to white people who they aren’t familiar with.  In closing I must say that this was the most powerful, eye-opening experience I have ever had.  I’m not sure if I can describe with words the feeling I had inside.  I felt totally comfortable from the moment I arrived, and Torrey’s family made sure of that.  They are unbelieveably wonderful people and I will always hold them close to my heart as I do family.  Just being there I could feel I was someplace extremely powerful, and with people who are extremely powerful.  If you ever look this place up on the map, it is right on the Missouri River in North Dakota which is an extremely spiritual place for Native Americans.  It is straight south of Bismarck, ND, and again the town is called Ft. Yates.  The landscape is extremely desolate and hostile looking.  There are many rattlesnakes in the area.  Torrey exlained that when the Reservations were laid out long, long ago, they were given the areas of land in which noone else wanted to be.  No man’s land in other words. 

The Bitch Is Back!

I was only one of several people who predicted a Clinton victory in Pennsylvania. It clearly wasn’t a tough call. I also foresee that she will easily win my home state of West Virginia and most likely neighboring Kentucky as well. For months I have said that it’s foolish to underestimate the Clinton Mafia and assume that Obama is a lock for the nomination. Mark my word, this battle will go right down to the nitty gritty and infuriate countless numbers of Democrats while keeping Republicans such as myself laughing our asses off. In a related story, I just ordered yet another truckload of popcorn. Anyway, the funniest thing of all is the inconsequential nature of this futile war between the two and their supporters. Being a moderate, McCain will definately carry the all important swing vote and easily defeat either of these far left candidates. In any case, Hillary isn’t going away any time soon no matter how much betrayal she suffers from the MSM and the moonbat bloggers at HuffPo, MoveOn, Kos, etc. On a final and very bizarre note, one thing that I would have never predicted is seeing her being interviewed on FNC. Has hell frozen over?

Rock N’ Roll Over and Pass Out!

BEFORE…..

Isn’t it more fun and rewarding to spend your time with a single individual with whom you share similar interests and values?

…..AND AFTER

 

DON’T TRY TO TELL US THAT MONOGAMY IS BORING!

THE DEBEH-LI-ZINI

It seems the DEBEH-LI-ZINI Mafia has exposed the Jewish Mafia as an Empty Suit organization with cafone leadership.

 

The DEBEH-LI-ZINI Mafia shall prevail

Good Ol’ Troll

Swenson recently asked what happened to DG and it obviously made me analyze. Among other things, what really stands out is the almost absolute intolerance for conflict of any kind that it has adopted in recent months. Even the slightest disagreements are quickly quelled and one is lucky not to get wiped for getting into an arguement. Rather than having all of us just continue to regurgitate our same old blather, I’d bet the farm that it would be a lot more fun if the rules were more relaxed and allowed for some more confrontation like they did in the glory days. Nothing could pump some life back into DG like a good old fashioned troll war and if you disagree with me, you’re worse than Mikey! BTW, where’s Mikey when you need him?

I Draw The Sports

“Air” Unicorn Jones tries to win the game for the Unicorns while Head Cheerleader Fluffy McNutter cheers him on.

 

Behold The Age of Political Correctness!

Does anyone think that confronting ridiculous statements and opinions constitutes hostility? I don’t. In fact, I believe that it’s the duty of any responsible citizen to do so. If we allow outrageous misinformation to go unchecked and those who spread it to go unchallenged, where will that lead us? I’ll tell you where, STRAIGHT DOWN THE PRIMROSE PATH TO FASCISM! Am I the only one who is sick and tired of having to worry about “hurting someone’s feelings”? I doubt it but I also doubt that anyone who shares my “feelings” on the subject will speak out about it. Everyone knows the ridicule they will face if they do so. I, for one, refuse to sit idly by and allow the purveyors of deceit to turn our great nation into something that the founding fathers never intended it to be. I suspect, however, that I’m probably too late since this is far from the first domino to have fallen. Here’s a book that I’d like to recommend to everyone and if you don’t read it, you’re worse that Hitler had he written a 3rd!

The Legend of The Ten Foot Pole

Since the dawn of time, ten foot poles of all different materials have had to live in terror for fear of coming into physical contact with hideous creatures. Then one day, a sympathetic young man took pity on the poles and decided to set an historical precedent. He believed that if he could save just one pole from the clutches of evil that it might inspire others to do the same. So he set out on what was actually a very short journey and soon found a pole which was already shaking in terror as a large hairy beast was fast approaching. As fate would have it, his quest was indeed successful and others did follow suit with their own noble efforts. Today, increasing numbers of ten foot poles from all around the world no longer have to live in fear. Many of them have been saved simply by attaching American flags to them. Whatever happened to the young man and the pole that he soo bravely rescued has been lost to time but it is known that the looming threat that fateful day is one very unhappy lesbian.

My original comment is on this thread.

THE LEG CHAIR

This may sound strange coming from a straight woman, but I have a few thoughts about The Leg Chair, and lets also remember that I am Pervalicious. My thoughts about The Leg Chair are that the concept is a stroke of genius from our Lord Gutfeld. However, when they have female guests on who wear jeans, or long dresses, shouldn’t they be placed elsewhere and reserve The Leg Chair for those guests who have beautiful legs AND want to show them off? I mean, I have nice legs and love displaying them whenever possible! I just think that The Leg Chair should be kept for those who like to show off their legs. If you got it flaunt it, right? And maybe it shouldn’t be just for women either! Maybe sometime Bill or Kev could show off their legs as well! Andy too for that matter! I know I’d appreciate it! Shouldn’t we women get some eye candy too? I think so! I have strayed from my point though…Bottom Line: If you DON’T wanna show off your legs, STAY OUT OF THE LEG CHAIR! Am I wrong?

The Houseboy Crisis!

THIS IS A FOX NEWS ALERT!!!

Despite numerous recent trips to East Asia and South America by Greg, myself any many others, we are still unable to acquire the adequate number of houseboys needed to accommodate our nations demand. This news is especially troubling given that the demand, for reasons unknown, has been growing at an alarming rate over the past year.  The train stations are drying up, the subways are drying up…EVEN THE TUNNELS!!!  Countless young men are now missing from underneath our nations bridges!!  This cannot be tolerated! Rumours are now surfacing that this is a plot by evil Mexicans who seek to seal our Southern borders! It is of the utmost importance that our government get involved and put an immediate stop to this very disturbing state of affairs! Anyone who doesn’t call their congressman this very moment and demand instant action is worse than Dat Ho after he ran away!

…AND NOW, SOME SCANTILY CLAD MIDGETS!

A VERY SPECIAL DAY

Tomorrow is April 8, which means it will be my birthday!! YAY!!  I will hope for unicorns, naked men, pictures of naked men, and Muppet Porn!  Thats right, I said it Muppet Porn!  The concept was introduced to me over the weekend and I must say that it was disgusting yet oddly arousing.  Lets just say that Grover is a kinky little bastard!

I will also begin drinking my super colossal, gigantic bottle of Jack Daniels with my best friend which will most likely cause us to go out to sexually harass us some guys! HA!  And with any luck we might just capture a few, throw them in the trunk, and bring them home to “experiment” on!  We might even stumble upon some new houseboys to abuse…I mean “re-educate”.  It will be a very special day indeed!  I just wish that all of you could be here to join in the debauchery and peanut butter orgy!  Just know that I will be thinking dirty thoughts about all of you tomorrow, and when I watch my Muppet Porn I will be thinking of you as well!  Unsettling isn’t it?  GOOD!!  LETS GET NAKED AND LET THE MAYHEM BEGIN!!!

TEENAGERS: GRILLED, BAKED, OR DEEP FAT FRIED?

Recently, I have been staying with my best friend in Fargo, ND. So far it has been quite entertaining as she has two teenagers ages 13 and 15. So anyway, while my friend is at work, I have been watching her kids. Friday night, the youngest has a friend stay overnnght, and may I also include that the youngest is a boy and the oldest a girl. So my friends son has a girl stay over….nothing weird or anything. And within about an hour of her being there the fights began. It was really quite entertaining to watch. They fought over the phone, and the computer, and video games. Then finally his friend jumped on him and tackled him! THIS WAS AWESOME! Just like the WWE except with angry teens! WICKED! I tried to break it up and make them go to seperate corners, then I thought why? That would only ruin my entertainment and then I’d get bored. So I sat and watched, smoked a cigarette, and wished that I had a friend there to bet on the fights with me. My friends always miss the good stuff.      So after a while, I grew tired of the yelling, and throwing food, so i stood up and told them to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! They did, and the quiet lasted for about 10 minutes. Then another thing occured to me, a question for the ages…Should I eat them? And if I did, would it be better to prepare them Grilled, Baked, or Deep Fat Fried? I say Grilled because it is much healthier. Being raised by wolves as I was, eating the young is always my first response, but on the other side of the coin, my best friend might get pissed, because what if she wanted to eat them first? My point is this….I will never re-produce again. Not only does pregnancy suck, but I produced hellspawn. He will be 25 in June and I’m just starting to like him. Rotten kid. Anyway, teenagers are evil, devious, mean, and will lie their asses off to get their way, and I miss being one so much it hurts!! HA! So what do you guys think? Grilled, Baked or Deep Fried? just wondering…

Under the Knife for the Charmed Life

For reasons that I think should be obvious to everyone, I’ve been severely neglecting my own personal health over the past year. I’ve skipped appointments with doctors and dentists. I’ve hardly slept at all and I’ve even sacrificed proper nutrition. Don’t even ask about hygiene and grooming. As a result of all this madness, I’ll be requiring minor surgery on tuesday. I’ll spare everyone the details but I hope that some might learn from my mistakes lest they be sliced open themselves after a month long diet of mind numbing antibiotics and pain medications.

Am I afraid?   Just a bit.

Do I regret it?   HELL NO!!!

VIVA LA GUTGANG!!!

THE CHAMPAGNE IS ON ICE AND THE PANTS ARE ON NO ONE!!!

No, the procedure is not related to my nether regions, you perverts!

Are we really in a recession???

I was listening to Dave Ramsey the other day and he pointed out something that most of America hasnt thought about. A recession is 2 quarters of negative growth. And we havent seen this since the Clinton administration. According to a Nexis search you will find that Clinton during the 2000 election cycle Clinton had a recession but Americans didnt think they did. The Nexis search showed there was only 1,388 articles written about the recession. Now we are not in a recession. There have been 3166 articles about a recession which we are not having. Why would the media be reporting that we are in a recession when we arent in one?

My opinion is that the media has to paint the Republicans in a bad light so that they can have a liberal elected. All I have heard from the liberals running is more government programs. Where are they going to get the money for these programs? Raising taxes on the rich. I have news for you, you raise taxes and who pays for it? Not the rich (AKA Businesses) this isnt going to hurt them it will hurt you and I if we have any investments. Then the companies will raise prices and we will have a recession. Why will we have this? Because the media created it. to check out more information on this read http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,343671,00.html

The Drones

It is of this bloggers humble opinion that our society is turning into nothing more than a bunch of mindless drones with no thoughts or opinions of their own. I would liken them to sheep leading wherever the shepherd decides to lead them. Personally I happen to like having my own thoughts and opinions. I like being able to ask Who, What, Where, When, Why, and How. Simple questions I realize, And yet they may be the most important questions that we can ask ourselves. But it seems that society has gotten to a point where they have stopped asking themselves these very questions. It seems to me that people arent thinking for themselves anymore, There letting others do there thinking for them,they let other people tell them what they should think, and even how they should feel. Well it’s time for a wake up call Society. So (WAKE UP) Society it’s time to start thinking for yourself again. But that’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.

 

 

A GIFT FOR LORD GUTFELD

     Once again today I was thinking, as I sometimes do, about my quest for world domination.  As President of Pervocity, I shall lead the world into a much more “orgasmic” state shall we say?  I would meet honored guests in stilletos and a smile, while my Secretary of Pervology, Jack Sparrow,  will wear suspenders and a cock ring.  Anyhoo, I then had a thought, wouldn’t our King, Lord Gutfeld need a country or two to call his own?  I for one, think he would.  I then had to consider what he may want, I thought first of Macedonia, Vietnam, and Mongolia.  They produce the best houseboys you know.  But I thought he might also like something a little closer to home.  So I would be willing to give him a state or two to call his own.

     My personal choices would be Florida, because of the nice warm weather, and North Dakota, because he would need a punishment state and besides, do we really NEED two Dakotas?  The idea is that his territories would be called the House Boy Nations.  Within its borders, houseboys would be trained and punished properly.  When houseboys are good and obedient, they are rewarded with a stay in Florida, when they are devious and insubordinate they would then be sent to North Dakota where no matter how loud they scream, no one would hear them.  A thing of beauty yes I know.  It then occured to me that maybe Lord Gutfeld might want to choose his own states.  So I can only hope that he reads this and promptly gets back to me.  And if any of you out there disagrees with me, then you sirs, are worse than Hitler without any houseboys!!!   

 

What Happened to the DG

I used to love to go to the DG and read the post as well as the comments. Together(post, comments) they were great to read.

I have not been to the Gut for awhile because it seems the comments section has become OT( Greg use my material audition)

Anyway the DG for me used to be fantastic when the post and comments went together. Now I think it sucks.

Fire and Ice isn’t unBEARable!

Tonight, as part of exposing the lie about Polar Bears being endangered, Glenn Beck suggested that we should eat them. Aside from reminding me of something that Greg might say, I, being the rabid carnivore that I am, became infinitely intrigued by this idea. I’m overwhelmed with anxiety by thinking about what Polar Bear meat tastes like. Taxidermy also comes to mind as well. Glenn also noted that their population has risen 300% since 1972 which means that they’re breeding faster than humans! One must wonder what kind of bullshit the liberals will make up next to try and sell the illusion of global warming. I’ll confess that I’m ready to throw Knut on my grill and anyone who doesn’t like it is worse than Professor Gore eating Pandas!

THE HISTORY OF THE LEVY LAW

     Much has been made recently of the Levy Law.  It has been enacted in several cities throughout the U.S. as well as Canada, France, and most recently Mongolia. The community of South Park, CO, in direct defiance of the Levy Law, has now made ownership of felines illegal. A case before the supreme court is pending. Don Chickadee of the Jewish Mafia has previously stated that she supports the law, but will offer no further comment. The debate surrounding this controversial legislation doesn’t seem to be going away any time soon. Just how far should the rights of cats and cat owners extend? A free society such as ours should have an extensive debate on this issue. I mean, do people really have the right to snort catpiss or “cheesing” as it has been called, even if it is consentual? I’m not sure what to think of this one folks.  My question is, what would Levy do, and how will he react when he finds that there is a community that is in direct defiance of the very law that he enacted? I’m just glad that I don’t live in South Park, CO as I have a feeling that the catpiss is gonna hit the fan!! After all, we MUST protect our pussies!

Here are the clips of Greg using PowWow’s original masterpieces!
 

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I SUCK!!!

I know this has taken me a while to post on this thing again, but it’s because I suck!  So it’s time for my deep thoughts:

1. I’m sick of the election stuff.  I hope McCain wins so that I can see people I know stroke out.  Plus I honestly think he’d do the best job.  I don’t agree with all of his stances, but he’s the only grown up in this race.

2. I just read that Madonna wants to remake “Casablanca.”  Hooo Boy.  I hope it’s an April Fools’ Joke, but my goodness, I can’t think of a crappier idea.  I might have a stroke or maybe go postal.

3.  I had a family member try to explain the Israeli Palestinian situation to me.  I started laughing when she got the basic facts of the 1967 war wrong and promptly explained where her reasoning was wrong (to say the least).  And her story about the poor downtrodden Palestinians was just hysterical, considering who is at fault for that.  Everyone’s an expert nowadays.  Apparently I should just agree with her even if I’ve, oh, I don’t know, been there.

4.  I felt a certain amount of joy when “StopLoss” failed miserably at the box office.  Hollywood sucks!

That is all, for now!