As I’m sure everyone knows, I’ll be voting for McCain this fall not because I want to but because I’d never vote for a Democrat even if my life depended on it. I’m sure as hell not going to let one win by not voting either. I agree with the Senator on most issues but the one problem I have is his stance on illegal immigration. This isn’t even a partisan argument. 80% of Americans want our borders secured and are opposed to amnesty. Bozos in D.C. from both parties are in the pockets of corporations who want cheap labor and the liberals are always desperately seeking votes from poor, uneducated people. In a recent interview with Sean Hannity, McCain stated that “they are God’s children too” and that we must deal with them in a “humane” way. God’s children too? Guess what Senator, so is every murderer on death row. I’m not comparing illegal aliens to murderers but they are here ILLEGALLY and as such THEY ARE CRIMINALS and should be dealt with accordingly. You want to be “humane” Senator? FINE! Give them all a complimentary burrito on their way back to Mexico. The only ones that I want to stay are my housegirls and anyone who disagrees with me is worse than Hitler with the runs!
Monthly Archives: March 2008
I hope everyone is paying close attention to the news these days. The race between baby boy and the bitch represents an historical height of left wing stupidity. Supporters of both are now saying that they will either vote for McCain or just stay home if their candidate doesn’t win the nomination. Yes, the grin on my face is a thousand miles wide. This infighting will culminate at the Democratic national convention in what is sure to be one very nasty circus. Yes, I’m buying popcorn by the truckload. What was that old saying about cutting off ones nose? Nevermind. Keep up the good work, Democrats. WE LOVE YOU! I wonder how big the grin on Senator McCain’s face is. His may extend from sea to shining sea.
On more than a few occasions, the subject of healthcare has come up in my discussions with friends, family, and acquaintances. With the upcoming presidential election, and in particular the Democratic Party debates, the topic of “universal” healthcare often comes up. This is not surprising, given the sad state of affairs currently encompassing our present structure of healthcare. The focus on how to fix the problem basically has boiled down to various options where the Federal government takes on an extensive role in the administration of healthcare, be it forcing people to acquire insurance in the private sector, to the all-out institution of socialized medicine. I have decided that I am in no rush to have the government take charge, either way.
If you remember the “X-Files”, there was a poster on Mulder’s office wall of a flying saucer with the caption “I want to believe”. And that’s my feeling about government managed healthcare – I want to believe that it would be possible for the government to provide us a means of affordable and effective healthcare. Unfortunately, awhile back, I saw an interview on a cable news show that convinced me that it was more likely we had alien technology in our government’s possession, than in the ability of our government to manage such an endeavor as providing reasonable healthcare to all in our great nation.
As I recall it, I was flipping through the various cable channels, and I happened upon Bill Maher being interviewed by Larry King. Bill Maher had complaints about the administration of the U.S. Military, complaints about how and when they are used (including the Iraq War), complaints about how much it costs, complaints about questionable contracts for equipment and services, and complaints about no-bid contracts to Halliburton, etc. (That’s basically what I got out of it, as I can recall, anyway). In other words, Maher was basically espousing the usual anti-military viewpoints that come from those of the liberal persuasion. In defense of Maher, many of those arguments are legitimate, and, of course, there is no better defender of the liberal view than Maher – he is funny, articulate, and thinks about what he wants to say to make a point clearly.
Before I continue, I don’t want to put words into Bill Maher’s mouth…he wasn’t speaking of healthcare…he just inspired me to think of it in a different way. Liberals often rage against the way the military is run (or even exists), and they are almost consistently on the side of “universal” healthcare, or, more likely, socialized medicine.
And that’s when it hit me: if liberals didn’t like the no-bid contracts to Halliburton, why would they like a no-bid contract to Merck?
Don’t think that a no-bid contract to a pharmaceutical company wouldn’t happen? Why not? If it happens in the military-industrial complex, why wouldn’t it happen when the government has a really big say-so in healthcare? After all, it’s the way the government rolls…it’s the way the government does business…
How upset would people be to find out that under government managed healthcare, a pharmaceutical would be chosen to treat a given disease, not based on its effectiveness in clinical trials, but on the basis of a powerful congressman pushing a bill down through Congress because the factory is in that Congressman’s state?
Further, from what I’ve seen on TV and what I’ve read on legitimate news websites, it seems to me that the “universal” healthcare proposals put forth by Clinton and Obama are merely expansions of the Medicare and Medicaid programs. The government is often criticized for their failure to adequately deal with fraud, waste and abuse in Medicare, Medicaid, and Social Security. If these issues haven’t been properly resolved, how much better can the medical programs being be proclaimed as solutions by the Democratic candidates actually be? Never mind the fact that a Democrat doesn’t seem to be able to tell the difference between a citizen and an illegal alien. 47 million without healthcare – is that 47 million citizens? Could be a big difference in costs…
Some people also seem to think that all the current problems of accessibility would go away. Obviously, as the government takes more responsibility for healthcare, they’re going to hire professionals that have been in the business. And they’re going to find means to cut your care, given a finite set of resources versus overwhelming demand. Would it make you feel any better if the rejection letter for your procedure came from Uncle Sam, instead of, let’s say Cigna?
It gets worse. If the government is your provider, I suspect that it may be just that much harder to sue them. When your private insurer makes a decision or a rule, you can attempt to sue them, and the judicial system mediates. When the government is your healthcare insurer, you’re not just challenging your provider, you’re calling into question the law of which they are bound to in their operation. The judicial system is also part of government. Easier to challenge an evil corporation, than challenge the law of the land.
Then it hits you in the wallet. The impression I get is that so-called “universal” health care means that those who have employment will stay high premiums, along with their employers, along with new taxes to cover the others. I don’t know much, but I know that as long as health insurance is tied to employment status, there will be problems.
Well, to summarize, the point here is that if you find fault with the military-industrial complex, why on God’s green earth would you think things would be any different if the Federal government was managing healthcare? I don’t understand how the liberals came to the conclusion that government running medicine is a great idea.
As Mulder’s flying saucer poster says, “I want to believe”. Unfortunately, in the end, all I see is a half-assed attempt at using the problems of healthcare as a means to further the cause of Marxism, i.e. putting government in charge of everything. Sadly, I see no actual solutions in sight.
P.S. ABC was foolish and imprudent in canceling Bill Maher’s “Politically Incorrect” show.
My father is the biggest junk food junkie on Earth. I’m not kidding. There isn’t a day that goes by that he doesn’t either make or buy something such as cookies, cakes, pies, brownies, fudge, ice cream, doughnuts etc. This makes me SICK! To constantly stuff ones face with things that aren’t healthy for you is INSANE! Dad also recently learned that he has diabetes and he still won’t stop! He’s also too fat to even see his feet. I’m not calling for Kosher law but it’s only reasonable for everyone to be somewhat health conscious. Instead of scarfing down endless amounts of crap that you know is only going to make you obese and ill, try having some salmon with olive oil for a change. Personally, I’m tired of looking at fatasses and anyone who disagrees with me is worse than Hitler chugging a bottle of maple syrup after eating a pound of pork sausage.
Contrary to the popular belief about Christmas, it is actually Easter which is the most Holy day within the Christian faith. In fact, it is the only true Christian holiday. Contrary to what anti-religious bigots might say, true Christianity is not a fascist religion. True Christianity teaches tolerance, humility, charity, compassion and above all, LOVE. These are the qualities which gives one true joy in life and, if faithfully adhered to, true peace. A true Christian hates no one but rather loves even those which they despise. It is this attitude which makes us the happy people we are. It is this approach to life that allows us the power to make the world a better place. Conventional wisdom states that John 3:16 is the most important verse in the Bible. I disagree. I believe that the most important verse in the Bible is Matthew 3:15 in which Jesus says “Suffer it to be so now for thus it becometh us to fulfill all righteousness”. This was a response to John the Baptist’s question as to why Jesus would come to him to be Baptized but there is a deeper meaning here. As benevolent people, we must do whatever work is necessary and make whatever sacrifices we must in order to create a better future for ourselves and our children. This is the philosophy that made the United States of America the greatest nation the world has ever known. God bless us, everyone.
HAPPY EASTER!
Let me ask you a few questions. Who says that America was asking for the attacks on 9/11? Who says that America is a racist state? Who says that Israel is a racist state?
The answer is the same man that praises the likeness of Louis Farakhan who has described whites as “blue-eyed devils” and Jews as “bloodsuckers.” The same man that claims that Farrakhan a pillar of integrity. The same man gave Louis Farrakhan a lifetime achievement award.
The man in question is Rev. Jeremiah Wright. That is the same Reverend Wright that is the minister at the church Obama attends. It is the same Rev. Wright who made very racist and prejudicial remarks about non-blacks. Many of these statements occurred as early as 2005. WorldNet daily reported this in January, but the main stream media is just now reporting this. Makes me wonder why they sat on this so long. Maybe because they wanted Obama to be the nominee and then when anyone said anyting negative about Obama they could play the race card? I don’t know, but after seeing what Obama’s pastor and close friend has to say it makes me wonder just how raciest is Obama?
I have always said people are racist and that is just nature, but I think there are certain degrees of racism. The skin heads-well we know where they stand on jews and blacks. On the other end of the spectrum we have Farakhan and Rev. Wright. I think most Americans are in the middle somewhere. The reason I say this is if you go to any public place where people are allowed to choose the places they want to sit, most of the time the races will segregate themselves. You may not have 100% segregation but the majority will be. This is just human nature. We want to associate with people like ourselves, which brings me back to Obama and Rev Wright. Can these two people be that different?
Your Reading assignment is http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=59887
then you decide where he stands.
As we all know Charlie Sheen is a combination of icky and creepy all at once, but did you know that he is also certifiably insane? Being spawned from aliens and Martin Sheen has only been a liability for him. He has been cursed with the Sheen Stupidity factor which has weakened his mind over time. This is a man who has abused drugs to legendary proportions, allegedly abused his ex-wife the beautiful Bond girl Denise Richards, and was indeed addicted to hookers. In fact, while still married to Denise Richards, he continued to abuse drugs, and visit hookers. It is obvious to me that the dummening effect and Sheen Stupidity factor has taken over. I ask you, is this a man that anyone should listen to about anything at all?
As wacky and maniacal as Rosie in his nonsensical 9/11 conspiracy theories, he too has chosen to go public with his claims. To suggest that America had attacked itself on that fateful day is absolutely and completely insane. The picture he paints is that our President and other Government agencies not only knew of this attack, but helped plan it in order to start an oil war. Now remember, this is a man whose brain has been made into mush by both his own hand and by genetic defect. My solution to the problem is this…much like the “re-education” of Clooney, so will be the “re-education” of Charlie Sheen. There is one small problem, he is also indeed the worlds only living brain donor. Now then to rectify this I must find a suitable brain to transplant into his tiny skull. To make the claims he has makes not one iota of sense. Therefore he has no brain or any form or fashion of functioning thought patterns. Once I find a brain in which to transplant, he will then be educated as to the truth of the events of that day. It is his only hope for future intelligence.
May I also say that anyone stupid enough to believe anything that this man has to say is worse than someone who has a crush on Hitler, and if there is someone that stupid, then they will be the next on my brain transplant list.
“Wright” is WRONG and everyone knows it. Most people, if they have a brain, also know that Obama is wrong to have sat in his congregation for 20 years and that a vote for him has now been shown to be even riskier than was known before. As if that weren’t bad enough, Obama has now been linked to the “Reverend” James Meeks. Am I the only one who smells a pattern here? How are we to believe that Obama truly isn’t a bigot himself when he not only associates with but even follows the ”guidance” of people who are so clearly racist and anti-American? Would a real “uniter” willingly expose themselves to such hatred? The “Black Liberation Theology” preached by these men calls for the annihilation of the white race. What does it take for people to see the danger here? Will Malik Shabazz have to knock on everyone’s door first? Meanwhile, all the MSM can talk about is how great Obama’s most recent speech was. Call me crazy but something tells me that isn’t the real story. Then again, what do I know? I’m only a guy who does his homework.
I’d find it hard to believe that I’m the only one who is annoyed by whiny people. We all get offended at times by comments from others that make us feel “uncomfortable” but we don’t all shed tears over it. The world is a cruel place and those that can’t handle it usually don’t do too well in life. It makes it even worse when people choose to issue their grievances by proxy or seek to act on them in a passive aggressive manner, cowardice being a sign of poor character in my opinion. It’s even more pathetic and unjust when complainants refuse to offer specifics as to just what their problem is. So, if you really have some beef with someone, confront them directly! Otherwise, suck it up like an adult and shut the hell up. It might also be a good idea to grow a pair and anyone who disagrees with me is worse than Hitler crying to his mommy!
No one likes it when they’re not invited to a party. It especially sucks when you get invited to a party and then summarily thrown out by the 2 people who are throwing the party. You know who they are. They are the hot couple. The popular guy at school and the popular girl at school. And they all have the same type of relationship; he is basically her bitch. She orders him around like a drill sergeant orders around a cadet. There the two people who think they’re bigger than sliced bread but at the same time they drop a huge steaming pile of crap on those that they consider to be “beneath them.” At first you feel hacked off. But eventually you realize that you are better off without them, because you shouldn’t hang out with people who are that pompous. Its better to be among the few little people that like you than the “big people” who treat you like serfs.
So Hillary Clinton thinks she’s going to be our next President. Well I’d like to say a few things about that if I may. I’d like to start by saying that Hillary is nothing more than powermad, and is only out for her own agenda. Now that may be stating the obvious, but she still has so many followers, or sheep as I like to call them. Sheep will follow whoever is leading them, and Hillary has just enough experience to get their attention and get them to blindly follow along. More people need to open their eyes and see her for what she really is. A self-obsessed, self-absorbed, ego maniacal, power monger, who is only interested in helping herself and those like her. If Hillary becomes our next President she will not only ruin our country, but ruin our relationship completely with the rest of the world. To be fair, Obama would do the same thing. There is no stand out candidate on either side this election, but I would rather see McCain win than the Democrats. Why? Because the Democratic party has become something very, very different than ever before. They are nothing more than extreme Liberals. Any extreme whether it is right or left is bad. Very bad. There is so much more at stake than the interests of just one party. It’s about the country as a whole, including EVERYONE in it with all different interests and beliefs, both right and left and inbetween. It is also about how our country connects with the rest of the world as well. Hillary will surely destroy any opportunity we may have to improve relations with other countries with her arrogance.
If either one of the Democrats wins the Presidency it will surely be the beginning of the end. Obama is extremely short sighted. He only wants to help the minorities and wants to screw over everyone else. They both will convieniently overlook the war on terror and allow Al-Qaeda to move right in, not that they haven’t already. Back in the 60’s and 70′ the hippie movement was all about peace and love. Today some of those hippies are striving for power, but what they don’t realize is that the peace and love of the that time is no more. This world we live in today is a very different place from that time. The peace and love they preached has been replaced with arrogance and greed and bigotry towards those who disagree with thir world view. The Democrats have become the most intolerant group of people in our government. They go on wild rants about anyone who disagrees with them on any topic, whether it’s the economy, foreign relations or immigration. Name a topic and if your view is different than theirs then they will spread slanderous lies throughout the media. It’s a disgusting and disturbing state of affairs. What it boils down to is that Hillary is nothing more than a Marxist. She wants to have the power to make all of our decisions for us and to control our every move.
Barrack Hussein Obama when taking the pledge of allegience faced in the correct direction, but did not however place his hand over his heart. He shows no reverance for our flag whatsoever, nor will he wear an American Flag pin on his lapel. He constantly metaphorically disses our flag. Now I ask you, is this someone you want as our President? I say HELL NO!!
In case anyone missed it, I got to speak with Greg, Andy and Bill on the Dennis Miller radio show today. The mp3 is posted below. Admittedly, I was somewhat nervous but I still managed to get some laughs. Whether he was serious or not, Greg made my day when he called me “A man after my own heart”. I didn’t get to say everything that I wanted to because of the usual time constraints they have in broadcasting but I squeezed in as much as I could. I thanked Greg for using my intro last night, talked about the lie that is global warming (I wish I could’ve thrown in something about Gore on that one) and the study about age as related to political ideology. My only real regret was that I missed a golden opportunity to tell Bill to SHUT UP!!! Rest assured, I won’t make that mistake again. Nonetheless, it was still cool. Hats off to the Red Eye crew. Rock on guys!
PowWow can be heard at approximately 1:09:50
At about 1:44:10 you can hear malone followed by yours truly!
Last night, Glenn Beck asked why Elliot Spitzer would pay for prostitutes when he could screw the people of New York for free. About a half an hour later, after I managed to stop laughing, I began to think about the greater issue. From ancient monarchs and religious patriarchs to Thomas Jefferson to JFK to priests among the Catholic Church to Slick Willy to Larry Craig and now to this jerk, sexual impropriety seems to be far more common among people in positions of authority than among the common folk. My own amateur psychoanalysis tells me that their desire for power isn’t limited merely to leadership. I would submit that these people truly believe that they are superior to the rest of humanity and that as such they are entitled to a greater set of rights and privileges as well as a different, far more lenient, set of rules. My advice to these narcissistic bastards is that if you want to be promiscuous, DON’T GET MARRIED! My advice to the Governors wife is to take a lesson from Lorena Bobbit and anyone who disagrees with me is worse than someone named Father William Jefferson Hitler who spends thousands of dollars in airport bathrooms.
I was watching Fox and Friends this morning when Janice Dean revealed that she had been diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. I have health problems myself but they pale in comparison. To the best of my knowledge, Janice is a wonderful person who is truly deserving of all the love and compassion that any benevolent soul may have to offer. So I’d just like to take this opportunity to ask everyone to keep her in your thoughts and prayers because doing otherwise would make you worse than someone who looks like Hitler and doesn’t know how to dance. God bless you JD.
Are you now or have you ever been naked? Yes/No/Maybe
Please give a short list of cleaning credentials______________________________.
What size speedo do you wear? Small/Medium/Large/XXXL(it means exactly what you think)
What is your agility/flexibility range on a scale of 1-10, 10 being most agile_____.
Pervocity is not only demanded, it is a requirement and a priviledge. Anyone who does not comply with all Pervocity related standards shall be placed in the Genital Cuff until further notice! THAT WILL SHOW YOU!!!!
Are you accustomed to living in a basement? Yes/No/Where are the shackles?
What awards among Mud Wrestling/Jell-O Wrestling/Baby Oil Wrestling do you hold?__________.
How often do you masturbate? NEVER!/Hardly/Often/Pervotard/Lost Count/Broken Wrists
Do you cry during orgasms? Yes/No/Mommy Didn’t Love Me!
A description of your sexual stamina level is Bill Schulz/Limp/Pervotard/SuperFreak
Are you able to put on a condom using the French method? No/Yes/Huh?
A further requirement is to possess the ability to look fetching in a shorty robe. These will be provided and you have several options to choose from. They are as follows: Satin, Kitten Fur, Puppy Fur, Skin of Baby Birds, and Muskrat. One size fits most…Hole in the back included!
~ALL APPLICANTS MUST UNQUESTIONABLY SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF MISTRESS SANDI!~
Are you kinky? Yes/No/Pervotard/How dare you!
Have you ever been kinky? Yes/No/Confused
Have you ever considered engaging in kinkiness? Yes/No/Pervotard
Do you love animals? Yes/No/Too Much
Does the last question make you think of beastiality? Yes/No/There’s a reason why I keep farm animals
What size panties do you wear? Small/Medium/Large/XXXL/What panties?
Would you ever hesitate to demand oral pleasure? Yes/No/DO IT!!
Are you between the ages of 18 and 60? Yes/No/Old Enough
Are you considered to be short? Yes/No/I make midget porn
Are you Latina? (It’s not a requirement but it helps) Si/No/I Likey The Dirty Sanchez
Do you have a full head of hair? Yes/No/I have a lot of fur if that’s what you’re asking
Do you know how to use whips, chains, blindfolds and handcuffs properly? Yes/No/Pervotard/SHUT UP AND DO WHAT YOU’RE TOLD!
Do any of these questions make you itch? (Don’t pretend like you don’t know what I mean) Yes/No/Pervotard/Boy Butter
Are you able to have multiple orgasms? Yes/No/Pervotard/Oh Yes, Yes, Yes!
Are you able to tell the difference between screams of ecstasy and screams of pain? Yes/No/Deaf/Stupid/There’s a difference?
Have you ever attacked a man with a foreign object? Yes/No/GET READY FOR YOUR BEATING!!!
~ALL APPLICANTS WILL BE EXPECTED TO SUBJUGATE THEIR CLIENTS! ~
Applications should be emailed to DogOnCrack@aol.com and should include photos, a short personal history and a resume if available.
THIS JUST IN!!!
A mole within The Clinton Mafia has leaked a secret report to the Panda/Unicorn Alliance which states that several Alien/Cock Roach hybrids have recently been found dead. The source goes on to say that they were apparently beaten to death with bags of kitty litter which they were then covered in. Speculation that this is the work of “The Levy” is already surfacing and it could mean the beginning of a war between the Clinton and Jewish Mafias. Don chickadee of the Jewish Mafia was unavailable for comment as of press time but attempts to contact her continue. Further updates will be posted as they develop.
………And now back to election coverage already in progress.
Obama’s momentum and the rage over him is unlike anything I’ve seen in American politics since Reagan in 84 (YES I WAS into politics at that age and NO I don’t care if you don’t believe me). I suspect, however, that it will all come to grinding, heartbreaking halt in the fall. I honestly can’t imagine anyone over the age of 40, who isn’t a far left nutjob or an African American voting out of black pride, standing in a booth in November and actually pulling the lever for this risky newcomer. Mr. Articulate will also have to earn himself yet another degree before he’ll have any prayer of seriously debating McCain on the issues where he’ll be forced to explain the specifics of his policies for the first time. If he doesn’t do one major shitload of homework between now and then, McCain will take him to school the way Reagan did Mondale 24 years ago. For those of you who think you may see some kind of Kennedy versus Nixon show, just remember that JFK was very experienced and McCain won’t forget his makeup. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to work on my own campaign for the bid in 2016! That only gives me 8 years to CHANGE my clothes and my hairstyle. That is, unless Republicans start liking rock stars too.
