And there are other mafias challenging my power??? I will not stand for that.
It’s time to deploy the Jewish mafia’s greatest weapon – more powerful than the guilt, more ominous than the hitting over the head, more feared than the Matzah ball. It’s the Yenta. She is the combination of all of these and more. She is deadly with the guilt and the matzah ball. And the hitting over the head? Forget about it!!!
Once I deploy the Yenta and the shabbat wine, I will re-establish my power amongst the mobs! Of course, if the Yenta fails (and she won’t), I will of course use my contacts at Mossad and NO ONE wants that!
