Democrats implode!

I find the controversy over the Superdelegates to be all too amusing. When even left wing pundits themselves express concern and admit that there’s a problem, I laugh even harder. How can anyone expect these morons to decide how best to run the country when they can’t even decide how they want to go about deciding for who they want to decide on? Republican strategist Andrea Tantaros made a comment on FNC about how the “Democratic Party” has the least democratic treatment of it’s voters. I certainly don’t advocate something as dangerous as absolute democracy but I can’t stand mislabelings either. Why don’t they either change the name of their party or stop disenfranchising the electorate? In any case, the worst is yet to come because the real feces has yet to collide with the rotating coolant device. Start popping the popcorn now!

PS : Our good friend Bob Beckel said something this morning about Professor Gore being selected to mediate and preside over the decision. It doesn’t get any better than this.

Japanese Mafia

I have heard a lot about the Jewish mafia lately.  But their power pales in comparison to the power of the Japanese mafia.  We are by far the most dominant criminal organization on the face of the Earth.  Our leader Kelly Hu can not be defeated!  Here is a list of ten of our accomplishments:1.  The invention of the twinkie.2.  Creating American Idol.3.  The nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.4.  Sesame Street.5.  Will Ferrel.6.  The New England Patriots.7.  Yorkshire Pudding.8.  Six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon.9.   The Pajama Gram commercials.10.  and the Vermont Teddy Bear commercials.There are many more accomplishments.  But this is just a small list of them.  But be careful.  Those who fail to respect our power will suffer mightily!