Mayor kicks Marines out of Toledo

You can die for us but don’t train here. I don’t think we need a President, we need a Dicktator to kick some butt.

Wonder how they will feel when the people runnung around with the guns aren’t the Marines

The Jewish mafia’s ways

I’m often asked how a Jewish mafia takes out or intimidates people.

Our first weapon is, of course, guilt.  Like a good Jewish mother, we can guilt someone to death.  “Why don’t you call more often? We’re your mafia.  You don’t love us very much, nu?” “What our food isn’t good enough?”  “Why are you so picky?”   “You should maybe lose a little weight. No one likes Fat Mafia people.”

The next weapon we try is throwing things.  Fish to the face, horses’ heads, hubcaps, filthy smelly hippies. Mostly because such a good way to relieve stress it is.  As well, maybe we hit someone a little bit.  It’s somewhat successful, but I can’t really talk about it.

 Sometimes we end up just threatening people with matzah balls.  For some reason they work the best to intimidate people.  Possibly because they taste like plaster and could honestly take out an elephant.

Any questions?

Ungrateful scumbag beneficiaries

Greg felt it necessary to elaborate on this issue and, being passionate about it myself, I do as well. For these bay area morons to ridicule and disenfranchise the selfless people whose sacrifices not only protect their sorry asses from being beheaded by barbarians but also afford them the right to exercise their freedoms seems almost deliberately ignorant. If I were a marine, I’d probably like to do a Code Red on Code Pink because they obviously can’t handle the truth. Just for once, I’d like to see some of these anti-war activists go to the middle east themselves and try telling the Jihadists to “BE NICE”!!! After all, who wouldn’t take the advice of people who are soo very wise? I’m sure they could’ve touched Hitler’s heart too.

GOD BLESS OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN!

Huck-a-who?

Huck-a-who?

So Mike Huckabee says he’s going to stay right where he is, and still run for president. Granted I understand that it looks bad for him, but so what? You definitely have to give him credit for holding on like he has. A lot of people drop out of the races to show that they understand that they are not their parties’ choice.

One thing you have to admit, though, is that we have all heard that quitters never win. And of course, we all know the story of the tortoise and the hare. People have been know to come from behind and win, even if they were way behind. Mitt Romney may have even dropped out because he didn’t think he could win, but also just to see what would happen with Huckabee.

On the other side, we have Barack and Hillary being congenial and we keep hearing that whoever wins, the other will probably be their running mate. Maybe, maybe not. The two may be nice to each other now, but we know that the two have had some very severe disagreements on policy and other issues. I could be way off base though, especially with the two nearly neck and neck with their delegates. With them running so evenly, they may have quite a bit of support from their own party and possibly within the independent vote, come November.

No matter who gets elected, on either side, it is certainly shaping up to be very interesting.

I’m also hosting a new poll over at my website. Who do you think will be the two candidates for president?