The mess, the clean up and that awful smell! What is one to do? There are a few options. The best and most efficient way to dispose of the corpses is incineration. It’s quick, easy and leaves absolutely no evidence. However, having an incinerator in ones home is costly and most often inconvenient. For people who live near the ocean and own boats, burial at sea is a good choice but requires a massive investment in cinderblocks. Another good option is to feed the remains to living houseboys, housegirls, pets, annoying guests, etc. In any case, this is a growing problem and we must demand that the next President offer us a solution. I’m currently planning a trip to our nations capital to lobby for aggressive legislation. Now, if you’ll excuse me, Benito is due for his daily beating and Yelena is ready to play!
