Often the question is: How did a part Jewish/part Christian girl become a mob boss for the Jewish mafia? Answer: The Godfather was stepping down. The other family members decided to have a “rock, paper, scissors” competition to see who would be next. My move in “rock, paper scissors” was a punch to the solar plexus and to the face. The Godfather liked that. He said I was “feisty.”
My next move? My enforcers. Interestingly enough, Levy and Newhart weren’t my first enforcers. David Schwimmer was. He’s a cold little bastard. He tried to take out Clooney for me once with a bass fish to the face. All that did was make Clooney more smug.
