Daily Archives: February 2nd, 2008

There are many reasons why you should fear “The Levy” and this is just the most recent. A man in Mongolia was just found dead, lying face down in a pile of horse dung. Apparently, he had spent most of his day ranting and raving about his hatred for felines. The Mongolian government is acting quickly to enact the Levy law as well as other measures to outlaw defamation of cats. It’s sweeping the whole world! Where will it end? Are the aliens next?

PS : The Jewish Mafia officially denies any claims of activity in Mongolia.

“Degenerate” – I don’t know why.  It’s just awesome.  So descriptive.  So appropriate in so many situations.

The Hollywood writers guild is having a strike.  Apparently since November or something.  Who knew?  I guess it would help if I watched something other than “Cops” episodes.  I wonder if Hollywood has noticed how very disposable they are.  Movies are no longer considered “must see” or “events” anymore.  I haven’t truly enjoyed a Academy award winning movie in quite a while.  “Munich” should be used to torture terrorists in Guantanamo because it’s so bloody boring.  Then again the terrorists would probably like it considering the disgraceful stereotypes of Jews used in that movie.  TV shows just aren’t watched by everyone.  In the 80’s, EVERYONE knew who shot J.R.   Now – “Lost” is apparently the thing to watch, yet I’ve never seen an episode.  Once the writer’s strike is truly felt, the only thing that’ll be on the TV is “Cops” episodes and maybe old “America’s Next Top Model.”  Everyone I know has suddenly decided that they have so much more time when they’re not chained to the TV and aren’t even missing their favorite shows.

I do have a suggestion for the TV network if the strike continues and they need TV show suggestions - they could give Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon a reality show.  They could randomly call people who disagree with them Hitler, go on fake fasts with Jamba Juice, act all self-righteous regarding the global warming, pretend they’re still popular, and buy environmentally friendly toilet paper.  Or they could just drive off a canyon edge ala “Thelma and Louise.”  Call it the best season finale ever!

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So, apparently the internet has been cut off to a significant part of the world’s populations from an off course anchor. While this seems ridiculous to us decadent Americans, we must understand that the rest of the world doesn’t have OC3 connections hooked up to big fat internet pipes. Still, the question arises, should all these poorly served foreigners take advantage of the many benefits and challenges of the internet without first being required to suffer through a period of BBS access, as we did in the early 1990’s. Surely they should be forced to sift through a glut of UFO conspiracy text files and ASCII based multiplayer games before they face the horrors of two girls one cup?

“See, I love minorities! I even touch them!”
2008 Republican Presidential candidate Ron Paul has been mired in a controversy surrounding bigoted statements made in a newsletter distributed under his name. However, a lesser-known controversy involves the Ron Paul blimp (no, not Alex Jones).
Dr. Paul’s supporters have dubbed his candidacy the “Ron Paul REVOLution”, reversing the letters EVOL to form the word “love”, a reference to the years when Dr. Paul practised his love with women as an OB/GYN. They have also raised millions of dollars through “money bombs”, in which Paul backers all dip into their pot funds to donate to his campaign over the course of one day.
Unfortunately for the Texas Congressman, his supporters’ latest endeavour, a large blimp with the messages “Who is Ron Paul?” and “Google Ron Paul” written on the side. has come under scrutiny thanks to the more “colourful” language found on the dastardly dirigible.
Indeed, politically-incorrect slogans such as: “There are no chinks in Dr. Paul’s plan… or Dr. Paul’s America”; “No suffrage for Negroes”; and “Wie können wir lösen die Jüdenfrage?” have appeared on the side of the blimp, which is white.
Dr. Paul’s supporters have brushed off objections to the blimp by donating an estimated $867 jillion dollars to the campaign, a fund-raising record and a numerical impossibility. On his Web site, Dr. Paul’s followers have left messages of support including: “They say that Barack Obama is a champion of change, but Dr. Paul is just so much more pure“; “Everyone I know supports you Dr. Paul, as do most of the voices in my head”; and “9/11 was an inside job.”
It is not yet confirmed whether Dr. Paul intends to continue to allow the blimp to represent him, but upon hearing that there was such an uproar over the offensive messages, Dr. Paul immediately contacted Stormfront and apologised to their membership for any suffering they may have endured as a result of the ordeal.
Picture courtesy of Sir Andrew.

It’s like I’m a big girl now!  But now, I’ve got nothing to say.  Except that I need to stop watching “America’s Next Top Model.”  I’m pretty sure it’s making me stupid, um, stupider.

Well, that was unimpressive…..